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My best friend’s wife is a born again Christian, and we do not get along...... at all.

The other day, she called me up to yell at me, saying I’m a terrible influence on her husband because he called her a bad name.

I said, “What? Did he call you a bitch?” She said, “No, Anthony. He did not use the B word.”

I said, “Uh-oh.” “Did he call you a cunt?” She said, “No.”

I said, “Well... then he didn’t hear it from me.”